Nursing Nerd Writes again

Ok so I was just looking up stuffs online and found thses funny nursing phrases - plan on using them in my nursing bag stuffers haha =)

Student Nurse: I gave up my life, so I could learn how to save yours

Cardiac Nurse- Your heart is our Soul concern

Endoscopy nurse- No butts, no glory

Geriatric Nurse- it never gets old

GI Nurse- Up Yours!

Home Health Nurse- No I don't do windows

Hospice Nurse- A Last(ing) Friend

ICU Nurse- When it's life or death ICU

IV Nurse- We know how to Stick it to you

L&D Nurse- you labor we deliver!

Massage Therapist- when you need me I knead you


NICU NURSE... Great things really do come in small packages

NEURO NURSE... We use our brains to fix yours.

NIGHT SHIFT NURSE... I work best in the dark.

Nurse Educator... Teaching The ABCs

OB NURSE... Take the epidural & thank me later.

OR NURSE... We have they best patients (they're asleep)


PEDIATRIC NURSE... 1/3 mom, 1/3 nurse, 1/3 best friend.

PEDIATRIC NURSE... I love to kid around.

PICU NURSE... Peek-a-boo ICU!

PSYCH NURSE... I think my patients are contagious.

RADIOLOGY NURSE... Lie and I'll see right thru you!

SCHOOL NURSES ROCK... Just not on school nights.

SCRUB NURSE/TECH... Table for one?
UROLOGY/RENAL NURSE... Ur-ine good hands.


Love love love those

I plan on making little goody bags at the end of the semester for everyone- just some candy and a pen. nothing super fantastic. BUT I do plan on doing somehting uberfantastic for the graduation. Mwuahahahahha =)

Life- or somehting along those lines

So my life went from this >.< to this =) all because of God. He has truly blessed me with an opportunity of nursing school this summer- is it going to be hard ? Ridcoulusly, am I going to be stressed ? Absolutely. But I learned SO much from my experieance last year, like right now I should be studying, but I am on here. But I have a time frame and I am ok with styaing in this little time fram bubble. I am making Corn Salsa and cookies for tomorrows cookout with my small group =) So I have to find time to update my blog. I know no one reads this, but that's ok too =)

I wanted to tell youabout an amazing site I found for studying its called flashcardexchange.com
It is a life saver!

also studyblue.com- just use your facebook login =) and its portable too!

I hope you have a great memorial day. For me memorial day is not only a day to rememver and honor our troops ( speacial shout-out thanks to my Pappy ( Rest in peace) Uncle & Great Uncles for serving Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines. My Biological person who helped to create me. and all of my friends, husbands and wives overseas- thank you SO much for serving and putting YOUR life on the life. That is a great sacrifice.

I am learning to not get overwhelemed/anxious with nursing school. Am I worried I could fail, am I going to fail this test etc etc, by me worrying it is like saying to God- You aren't as big as my nusring school and cannot help me defeat it. I've been playing this song for a while and it pretains to SO many things in my life right now. I hope you too can learn to find chaotic peace like I am slowly doing.

"Be strong in the Lord & never give up hope, you're going to do great things I already know that God's got his hand on you so DON"T LIVE LIFE IN FEAR, forgive and forget but don't forget why you're here, take your time and pray...these are the words I would say."

until next time Loves!

Extreme Couponing and Dr Visits Hoorray!

Ok so my last post was, well very negative - Sad. This one is Happy! I was visiting Grammy this weekend in Pa and was watching tv when this show called EXTREME Couponers came on. LOVED IT! These people got TONs of items for free or for ridiculously low prices. So I googled some sites and found these AWESOME deals and things- I definatly plan on using them tomorow =) Here are the sites I used

http://www.thedealscoop.com/2008/11/blog-post_4796.html
www.coupons.com
http://coupons.redplum.com/offers/default.aspx?Id=LogicalMediaCD6491b&DefaultZipCode=
http://www.southernsavers.com/2011/05/harris-teeter-triples-deals-518-523-list-1/


amazing!

and whne I went to dr i lost 20 pounds annnd mmay be able to get off my medicines soon , YaY! =)

Nursing School Starts tomorrow ( BLeck- Yay!) Then work and returns and stuffs of that nature. Well time to get off here!

Wow it's been a LONG time!

So I just realized it has been an insanely long time since I last blogged. Partly because 1) noone really gives a crap what I write ( hence the MASSES of followers I don't have haha) and because I was working 2 jobs and venturing into things. I have an etsy shop now ( It's not selling anything. bummer) I have a job which is awesome =) I tried a yardsale ( which failed along with everything elese in my life and I have youtube acccount ( don't rush to look theres nothing up there yet.) Anyway I am still waiting to get back into nursing school- My gram died on March 4th so I lost 2 grandparents in my 23rd year of life. sad. well, enjoy your day lovlies!

HaHa a good laugh

My friend had posted on her facebook the following status:
Reposted from a friend - 1.) Go to Google Maps. 2.) Click on "Get Directions." 3.) Enter Taiwan as the start location. 4.) Enter China as the end location. 5.) Read step 24 of the directions. 6.) If you laugh, re-post!

being the inquisitive being I am, I decided to indeed google Taiwan to China.I spared you the entirety of the 75 directions. I only included 5 =)

This is the result I got :

Taiwan

1. Head west on 人倫林道支線 toward 人倫林道
200 m
20. Slight right toward Exit 五股一交流道(八里)
1.0 km
21. Take the ramp onto 台64線
10.1 km
22. Turn right at 領港大道
1.3 km
23. Turn left
1.1 km
24. Swim across the Pacific Ocean
165 km

Haha really? =) What are the craziest directions you ever recieved ?

WHAT a turnaround!

So a few weeks ago I was sitting around here all mopey because 1) just lost my pappy and 2) didnt have a job.
WELL here's a super quick update to bring you up to speed on moi's life

I have not 1 but 2( count em 2) JOBS!!! One is at my favorite craft store ( I can't say the name but its AWESOME) the other is a nursing home night shift every OTHER weekend- suweet ness :)

I know now for Thanksgiving I am grateful for good food, great friends and an AMAZING GOD!!

What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?

Ok, I LOVE them!

So for my new job I had to purchase all black tennis shoes. No biggie I knew EXACTLY what I wanted. Nike Shox. I love Shox, because they take the weight of my weight off of my ankels ( which are weak. especially the left one since I broke it twice) Pap introduced me to shox years ago and ever since I have been hooked! Sadly barely anyone but Dicks place carries them anymore. Mom and I headed to Dicks Sporting Goods- saw a super cute grey, hot pink and black pair and 1 solid black pair. I have wide feet so its a little hearder for me to find things. Anyway I try on the last pair they had and to my dismay it didn't fit. So now I am in a dilemma- I need a comfortable yet supportive pair of shoes for work ( which requires lifting and unpacking boxes- exciting I know.) So we ended up going to Kohls because I had to get my Kahki pants and I found this AMAZING shoes that I always made fun of. They are sketchers shape ups FX . A little on the pricey side ( 99.00) But I had a 15% off plus they were one sale. They are DEFINATLY worth the inverstment- They make your calves BURN, help you lose weight and help with your posture. and they are so comfortable! I was able to do Tucks and Herkes for the first time since High School! They feel like you are running on sand, by walking. It is AWESOME!

What is your favorite pair of shoes & why? :)