Student Nurse: I gave up my life, so I could learn how to save yours
Cardiac Nurse- Your heart is our Soul concern
Endoscopy nurse- No butts, no glory
Geriatric Nurse- it never gets old
GI Nurse- Up Yours!
Home Health Nurse- No I don't do windows
Hospice Nurse- A Last(ing) Friend
ICU Nurse- When it's life or death ICU
IV Nurse- We know how to Stick it to you
L&D Nurse- you labor we deliver!
Massage Therapist- when you need me I knead you
NICU NURSE... Great things really do come in small packages
NEURO NURSE... We use our brains to fix yours.
NIGHT SHIFT NURSE... I work best in the dark.
Nurse Educator... Teaching The ABCs
OB NURSE... Take the epidural & thank me later.
OR NURSE... We have they best patients (they're asleep)
PEDIATRIC NURSE... 1/3 mom, 1/3 nurse, 1/3 best friend.
PEDIATRIC NURSE... I love to kid around.
PICU NURSE... Peek-a-boo ICU!
PSYCH NURSE... I think my patients are contagious.
RADIOLOGY NURSE... Lie and I'll see right thru you!
SCHOOL NURSES ROCK... Just not on school nights.
SCRUB NURSE/TECH... Table for one?
UROLOGY/RENAL NURSE... Ur-ine good hands.
Love love love those
I plan on making little goody bags at the end of the semester for everyone- just some candy and a pen. nothing super fantastic. BUT I do plan on doing somehting uberfantastic for the graduation. Mwuahahahahha =)